We're in Dallas.

Dallas is boring. Boring spurs creativity. We're getting creative.

Introducing...


THE ADVENTURES OF LANCE AND TIFFANASIA: ROAD TRIP





Coming soon to an internet near you.

Hooters or Waffle House??

Moose has certain restaurants that he demands we visit before the trip ends. One was iHop...I don't like ihop. But I went, because I'm a nice person. Now he brought up Waffle House AND Hooters! I told him we could only go to either or. I think I prefer Hooters (I'd get a cheese quesadilla, the only vegetarian option). But I thought this would be a good opportunity for a blog poll.

So please, if you read this post...whoever you are...COMMENT! I want everyone's input before I make a big decision like this...


HOOTERS

OR

WAFFLE HOUSE

???

PHOENIX IS HOT.

IT WAS 97 DEGREES THIS AFTERNOON!
Needless to say, our pants were put back into our suitcases and replaced with skirts and shorts. Moose wears the skirts.

Arizona, phoenix in particular, is exactly what it's cracked up to be. Hot, sweaty, waterless, and home to a cactus on every corner. Moose and I have taken the opportunity to explore area walmarts on our free evenings. I am officially the most awesome person ever for making the best buy of LIFE the other day, for only $20.17. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-

Danit's $20 Wal Mart Shopping Spree Bonanza of Life
(I couldn't think of a better name, leave me alone)

- bikini top ($2.50, for my day off)
- bikini bottom ($1.50, for day off)
- "Look Who's Talking" on DVD ($5)
- All-Bran Crackers ($3)
- Laughing Cow Cheese ($3)
- Two Bottles of Vitamin Water ($3)
(and then there's taxes)

AMAZING, right??



Anyways, enjoy super Phoenix photos:

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You know what's REALLY shitty??
...having both of your bosses forget to book you a hotel to stay at in Phoenix and then not return your phone call.

You know what's REALLY cool??
...losing an hour and then gaining an hour- all in the same day! Thanks to daylight savings and time zone changes.

You know what's REALLY comfortable??
...the bed at this Holiday Inn Express.

Good night!

**SAN DIEGO!**

San Diego is gorgeous! The people down here are really laid back and cool. All our cities from here on out are going to be nice and sunny so that'll be a nice change. Though I had to wear a sweatshirt at the beach today cause the breeze made it chilly. That's okay, less tan lines.


We got to work on the boardwalk at Mission Beach, it was beautiful.


Why hello there sun and palm trees! You KNOW where I'm going on my day off tomorrow.


Flowers and kisses.

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You should watch this whole video. It's fun old people skating to Gnarles Barkley. And it even has a little bit of a gay Moose sprinkled into it!

Los Angeles : Halloween Time

Dear Los Angeles,

I am sorry for hating you for so long. I really shouldn't have judged you like that. I mean, I'll admit, I'm not totally head over heals for you but you are pretty cool. Let's be honest though, you're really over-rated. Did you know you have a lot in common with Miami and a lot of the other major cities i've been in. You aren't very pretty and you're really smoggy. But all in all, you're more down to earth than I thought you'd be and you remind me a lot of my home state - perhaps she's your fraternal twin with the healthier lifestyle - Florida. It was nice seeing you and all my lovely friends that reside with you.
Anyways, just wanted to apologize and let you know that I'm sure we'll reunite quite shortly and that I don't hate you anymore.

Love ya,
Danit



Artsy arrival.


The Grove - good shopping and better food, so you know I loved it.


Lisa and Lulu, so cute.


Visiting Kat at Family Guy!

EARTHQUAKE!!!

ALSO! THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE TODAY!!

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071030.wcalifquake1031/BNStory/International/home?cid=al_gam_mostview

We were in a souvenier store at Fisherman's Wharf when it happened and the shelf with all the souveniers started shaking pretty badly. I just stared at it because I thought someone had shaken it but couldn't understand how someone had shaken such a large set of shelves! I was so consumed with that thought that I apparently didn't even notice the vibrations on the ground. What are the chances of an earthquake hitting here on the one day we have in town?? I know I make it sound like the coolest thing ever, but it was kind of neat - I just wish I'd realized it was an earthquake while it was happening!